LoneStar.

Some may argue that this whole 'hat thing' needs to end. I am right there with you...At least I was until I came across this bad boy at a thrift store the other day. It's like Van Helsing meets desperado debt collector. I'm in love. Instead of ending the hat fad, I say we exploit it, juice it to the very last drop, and go crazy. Go out and find the most tragic hat you can find. The hat the amplifies this trend to the point of obscurity. My hat is a few inches and angles short of being the same old butt-fucking fedora but it is just too kitch to be part true...

Dream Shoes

I am all about wedged ankle boots. These marvels designed by acne are the hottest shoes I've seen for spring 2010.

Season's must-have

I highly recommend, if you do not already own one, to invest in a bralet. Worn as a bra or top, a bralet can make any outfit chic. They add curves and make the figure pop. Plus they are extremely sexy. Taken from polyvore.com, this image shows the variety in which this coveted item comes in. Depending on how much you are willing to spend, you can find some pretty glamorous numbers. Try paring one of these with a high waited pencil skirt for a modest but devilishly sexy look. Try Topshop for a reasonably priced selection.

belated R.I.P.

The tragic death of Alexander McQueen has struck the hearts of many, especially so close to New York's fashion week. Mcqueen's revolutionary designs will live on.
Check out this video...

squeeze it good.

Ok I'm back from hiatus with a very important subject that was brought to my attention by a dear friend. Ladies why don't you buy jeans that fit you? No one wants to see your cottage cheese love handles hanging out over the top of you pants. When you tried them on did you look in the mirror? Did you think that if you bought tight jeans they'd make you look slimmer? because they don't. Or do you just have assholes for friends who convinced you to buy them because they were to focused on their own tragic appearance to help yours? They're pants. They come in every size. Find yours and get you muffintop out of my face.

My New favorite song:

this is my new favorite song. Sliimy is amazing. He's actually adorable.

Flipflops... Really?

Its november. I should not still be seeing you fools in flip flops. I would prefer an ugg sighting over a flip flop sighting any day. Flip flops are barely acceptable as a form of footwear during the warmer months. But to slip your disgusting toes into a pair of thongs after the leaves have turned is beyond belief. Its even beyond using the comfort excuse. No one wants to see your toes, much less when they are purple with frost bite. Put on some closed toed shoes, grow some balls, and a tiny bit of fashion sense.