
I love London. Not only for its amazing mix of culture and its social scene, but for the fact that this city puts the term "biddy" to shame. In the states, "biddy" refers to that girl in the mini skirt and ugg boots; that girl who dresses like everyone else. Their fashion sense is usually a few years behind and they look like Barbies. Londoners, you have created a next generation biddy. Your young girls don't look so much like Barbie, your biddies try with the utmost intent of not looking like everyone else, which unfortunately backfires, causing these Next Generation Biddies to exceed biddy expectations. NGB's you look good. all of you. well...most of you. Unfortunately, buying the craziest thing you see in Urban Outfitters is not going to make you look like an individual. you are still an NGB, because the next girl who walks into Urban will buy that same crazy feathered contraption. NGB's it is important to stand out in a crowd, but not if that means you look like some prehistoric bird.

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ReplyDeleteDear Art School Biddies,
ReplyDeletePlease stop:
Showing me your new pair of cow boy boots
Rocking unfunctional lacy aprons
Blasting girl talk in the studio
Talking shit about my boys then shoving their hands down your pants on the dance floor
Talking about professors like omnipotent beings
And generally being retarded and not thinking for your own damn selves.
Thanks.